i am transferring to a new phone, and currently when i try to log in on devices other than This phone, i get a page that says my account is terminated. which doesn’t seem to be true? but does stop me from logging in!
so if i stop posting forever: be well! I’m on bluesky @ sofreshsales if you need to find me. o/
An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden; but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like wont be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
A few days later he received this letter from his son:
Dear Pop, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie
At 6 am the next morning, FBl agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:
Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie
#172-#025-#026. The Pikachu line is known for their rubber cheeks, conductive tails and love for chewing wires, ruining plugs and stealing batteries. At least they’re cute doing it…………………
the first rules of being pretentious and a hater in an honorable way is to not take yourself too seriously and acknowledge that you’re being a little antisocial. if you become self-righteous about your correct attitudes and opinions on things that dont matter then you have become the very cringe you have sworn to fight
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
The slur songSLRSLR
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work…
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you’re the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
The Slur Song – SLR (Very Uncensored Lyrics)
In this training module Two-Point-Five We cover language suitable in the work place The following is a list of words we do not say
Do not call any other person Gay Nor Queer, Dyke, Twink, or Ass-Bandit And absolutely do not call another person Faggot
Batty Boy, Sodomite
Fruity, Friend of Dorothy
Sausage Grinder, Le Dollar Bean
Bottom, Sapphic, John McQueen
Pillow Muncher, Pussy Puncher
Bender, Homosexual
Dykes on Bikes, Catamites
Lezzo, Pansy, Ass Pirates
Congratulations You’ve made it through your first list of unacceptable workplace language Well done Press continue to move on to our second list
Module Two-Point-Six Pick which of the following words would not be appropriate workplace language If you are not sure pick the answer which seems most correct.
Bootie Bandit, Twinkle Toes
Bender, Boutique, Castro Clone
Femboy, Fairy, Big Homo
One Who Plays the Pink Trombone
Light in Loafers, Dutch Cousins
Scissor Sisters, Girly Man
Pitcher, Catcher, Dives for Bands
Nancy, Prancey, Broadway Fan
Poofer, Marry, Packer, Queen
Batting for the Other Team
Donut Bumpers, Ones Who Switch
Longterm Roommates, Bottom Bitch
Beaver Eater, Bean Flicker
LGBT Mafia
Nancy, Jessie, Swings Both Ways
Avoid these terms in the work place.
Thank you for taking part in this training module We hope that this has been educational and will help foster a safer work environment
Fags
Dykes
Queers
Put up your hands
Fags
Dykes
Queers
Raise your hands
If you are found (Fags) To be using these words (Dykes) in the workplace (Queers) You may be terminated (x2)
(Bottom Bitch) If you are found (Switch) To be using these words in the workplace (Bottom Bitch) You may be terminated (x2)
(Bottom Bitch)
Batty Boy, Sodomite
Fruity, Friend of Dorothy
Sausage Grinder, Le Dollar Bean
Bottom, Sapphic, John McQueen
Pillow Muncher, Pussy Puncher
Bender, Homosexual
Dykes on Bikes, Catamites
Lezzo, Pansy, Ass Pirates
Poofter, Merry, Packer, Queen
Batting for the Other Team
Donut Bumpers, Ones Who Switch
Longterm Roommates, Bottom Bitch
Beaver Eater, Bean Flicker
LGBT Mafia
Nancy, Jessie, Swings Both Ways
Avoid these terms in the work place
Thank you for taking part in this training module We hope that this has been educational and will help foster a safer work environment
friends i am trying so so hard to check which account i’m posting under but it feels inevitable that i will accidentally reblog something to the bird poll blog about dean winchester wanting to fuck his dad and i need you to all promise to have my back when that happens. okay? dean winchester wants to fuck his dad is a species of pigeon. that’s our story.
Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like “i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin” which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas
(through gritted teeth) sometimes what’s good for your mental health isn’t another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what’s good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it’s not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that’s what being nice to yourself is sometimes
Are you guys ok you’re all reblogging this post a lot
“Kill them with kindness” Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏
